Thursday, November 19, 2009

The dogs

When I'm in the city, the biggest threats I face are car burglars, car theives, and teenagers with cans of spraypaint.

When I'm in suburbia, the biggest threats I face are cops, and the NIMBY homeowners who call them.

When I'm in rural areas, the biggest threats I face are: dogs.

Dogs take violent exception to my being in their neighborhood. I park, and I can hear them immediately become completely unhinged.

Seems like, in rural areas, everyone has a dog, and everyone's dog does not like me being around.

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